Next up, Theranos partnership
DJIA up 500 points during this CEO parade.
I actually don’t believe this is happening.
It’s also hilarious watching Trump trying to emcee this CEO pageant.
“Lex Luthor? Lex? Where’s Lex? Ah, there he is. Lex Luthor with a few words.”
Is Trump planning to keep this party going until the market closes?
Wait, he can pause student loan interest? Why didn’t Obama do that?
All studen loan interest paused? Wat?
Matt from Roche can you say a few words?
San Dimas High School Football RULES
Are you embarrassed yet? No? Well, here comes Mike Pence!
Only thing more absurd is that it would probably help his reelection
Ah here comes the vice Dick Sucker.
Pence needs to take his ventriloquism act on the road. His enunciation with Trump’s mushroom in his mouth is impressive.
Pence sucking that presidential cock
Time for ole Mikey to get his lipstick on for a sumptuous blowie
What’s with Pence’s breathing?
I really haven’t watched one of these in years, this is incredible. Is this how Pence always is, just slurping those shrivelled balls like his life depends on it?
This fucking clown, my god.
Imagine thinking that capitalism is actually a very good thing, my god.
It’s hard to breathe when someone is balls deep in your throat.