The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Next up, Theranos partnership

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DJIA up 500 points during this CEO parade.

I actually don’t believe this is happening.

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1238548252984840197

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It’s also hilarious watching Trump trying to emcee this CEO pageant.

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“Lex Luthor? Lex? Where’s Lex? Ah, there he is. Lex Luthor with a few words.”

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Is Trump planning to keep this party going until the market closes?

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Wait, he can pause student loan interest? Why didn’t Obama do that?

All studen loan interest paused? Wat?

Matt from Roche can you say a few words?
San Dimas High School Football RULES

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Are you embarrassed yet? No? Well, here comes Mike Pence!

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Only thing more absurd is that it would probably help his reelection

Ah here comes the vice Dick Sucker.

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Pence needs to take his ventriloquism act on the road. His enunciation with Trump’s mushroom in his mouth is impressive.

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Pence sucking that presidential cock

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Time for ole Mikey to get his lipstick on for a sumptuous blowie

What’s with Pence’s breathing?

I really haven’t watched one of these in years, this is incredible. Is this how Pence always is, just slurping those shrivelled balls like his life depends on it?

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This fucking clown, my god.

Imagine thinking that capitalism is actually a very good thing, my god.

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It’s hard to breathe when someone is balls deep in your throat.

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