Pull down that mike Trump. Spread the coronavirus to the rest of your administration!
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JFC just blatantly trying to prop up retailers now.
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Only reason these execs are here is to bump the market.
These execs are just trying to bump their stock. The longer this goes on the longer the stock market surges
Shake all their hands, attaboy. Superspreader going to work!
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Lol at Trump shaking his hand. That guys heading straight for the hand sanitizer.
Only in USA#1 would some Walmart douche have this platform.
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Is this the ad break?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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Not one of them mentioned TP. Screw them all.
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Stock market is soaring. Thatās the point of this.
Itās a national emergency, and now hereās a parade of CEOs to address the American public to let us know what our corporate overlords are going to do to save us.
This is SO AMERICAN!
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Lol, stocks going up up up. Efficient markets!
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This is insane. Can our foreign friends tell us if their leader trotted out all of the CEOs of random big business in their COVID-19 pressers?
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If Trump spread this to a bunch of large company CEOsā¦
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Why exactly is the market excited about this? Are there any concrete plans or actions or just bullshit jibberish?
The markets will love it!
Definitely didnāt see this coming. Wonder if he sold spots at the podium like superbowl ads.
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If Trump has the virus and is spreading it via the mic to all these clowns
Whenever the market moves this much is the result of overreaction to bullshit gibberish, never about thoughtful examination of data.
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Market will drop back down if the response promised fails