The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

What the fuck is he blabbing about? Jesus Christ.

Would have been hilarious if she wiped the podium down with a Clorox wipe before she started.

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ā€œWe don’t want people to get testedā€

Fuck you

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He sounded ill.

Hopefully he’s done.

If he takes questions he’s gonna vaporize like 10 trillion of market cap.

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ā€œI’ve gotten to know her very well over the last 6 days. I grabbed her pussy and just kissed her. I moved on her like a dog.ā€

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Its fucking irresponsible for these people to all be standing next to him and Pence unless they too already have it or were exposed.

A literate human speaking after him makes him look even worse.

I heard sniffing and he appeared to be trying to stifle a cough.

The fact that there’s this much talk about the private sector is infuriating.

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Pence trying to not stab this lady in the back as she talks about how she was part of the AIDS epidemic response.

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Not sure who is that woman, but I’m pretty sure someone in this administration is holding her dog hostage.

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Look at Trump, he looks so bored. He wants to leave. He can’t stand still. He’s like a child.

End of speech and it was about even.

All bets off if he starts taking questions.

lol flow chart

So embarrassing

Oh hey look, it’s okay everybody, the White House went to Kinkos!

And the market is moving up as she is speaking.

lol lol lol everyone knows what they’re gonna have to type in to this stupid fucking website if they want to get tested.

Mentioning all these corporations is just a way to up the market. None of this shit will happen.

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He’s definitely on drugs. Jesus Christ.