The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

NO SYMPTOMS YOU’RE THE SYMPTOMS

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They timed that CEO parade perfectly to boost the market before the closing bell. Guarantee that’s why they were 30 mins late to start.

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Taking shots at Obama again!

“I don’t take responsibility at all.”

You don’t say?

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Next please!

I have a feeling futures are going to be brutal tonight

Adding other countries. Down go the futures indeed.

He just called the CEOs geniuses and encouraged everyone to ask questions to them.

“I’m not self isolating because I don’t have any of the symptoms”

This mother fucker is going to get untold numbers of people killed by making the idiots think they can go about their business even if they were exposed.

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Yes, my question is for you in the back, in the red tie… You elbow bumped the president, why didn’t you want to shake his hand? Any reason in particular?

And for you, sir, the first who shook his hand. (pulls out a bottle of Purell) Can I interest you in some hand sanitizer?

He just told people who have had direct exposure to not self-isolate.

They should ask all the CEOs to shake hands with Trump and then rub their eyes.

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Im confused. Where did the original reporting of Bolsonaro testing positive come from?

More sick people means more patients for private enterprise to make a profit off of. Means that the economy goes up.

A few people die along the way but they’ll be poors and Trump doesn’t care about them.

Trump looks like he must have slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Not a great performance on an absolute scale, but way better than his last shitshow.

Another lie. I don’t give two shits about the cruise line industry.

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How are you going to pay for that?

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I believe his son said he tested positive and then recanted.

This headline is a lie. This is not based on reporting. This is not based on unnamed sources. TRUMP LITERALLY SAID THIS ON LIVE TELEVISION DAYS AGO.

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Boy thats a dumb question. “When is this gonna be over?” Nobody knows jackass