The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

As The president left the WH a would be assassin attempting a shot ran from the bushes, the secert service member who seen it all happening started shouting Micky Mouse, when ask why, his reply was “I got nervous and meant to shout Donald Duck”

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I’m skeptical but peak sexual gratification for Fox News boomers might actually help

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This used to be true, now they believe whatever Trump tells them. If you look into the derposphere online at least anytime right wing media says anything bad about Trump they find a reason to dismiss it. The writer is a secret lib, deep state, it’s bullshit etc.

Right wing media marches to the beat of Trump, not the other way around. I mean they forced Shep Smith to get canned and they regularly boycott FOX because they’re too negative on Trump lmao.

Only thing that matters to them is Trump great, libs evil. Anything that goes against that narrative is wrong. Doesn’t matter what the source is.

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There is no reason for Trump’s approval rating to be above 30% right now. None. We are beyond fucked and I just wish I could get out.

Like a 20% participation special election with mainly repeat voter olds voting.

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God they’re good at messaging. That fucking banner is going to work pretty well.

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He’s gonna start selling Trump-branded Covid test kits, isn’t he?

https://twitter.com/RonnyJackson4TX/status/1260313803297677312?s=20

lmao first tell me more about how donald trump weighs 239 pounds

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I mean he’s basically calling for Obama to be put to death there.

joe biden: hey, republicans are great. i love republicans. we need republicans in government to moderate the democrats because democrats are wayyy too crazy left for govern imo

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Didn’t this guy work for Obama for 8 years?

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yeah and obama wrote like a glowing recommendation for him on his way out lol what a dumbass

A man so vain about his bald head that he violently raped his ex wife over a painful hair transplant is officially having a worse hair day than usual

I just sawnan Unlinked tweet saying that NYU claims the Abbott rapid test used by the WH has a false neg rate approaching 50%.

Any confirmation on that? If true
Lololololllolololololololololololololololo

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Story checks out.

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So most of the error is the device but a not insignificant amount of error is assigned to the swab used. Idiots. How the F does he fade this again?

Yes I’m beating a dead pony. But it can’t be stressed enough how outrageous this is.

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/05/dr-birx-and-other-white-house-officials-pressuring-cdc-to-revise-covid-19-death-count-to-please-trump-report/