The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

It’s not the governors that vote. We have to figure out how many states have a majority of Dem reps.

And I’m saying it would be no election at all. Trump would not leave office if 25 states boycotted the election because Trump said no election and was using a real live law to authorize it. The SCOTUS would have his back. And they may well be right to do it because there’s that law. And the Democratic states might just follow that law that lets Trump decide an election would be bad for people getting coronavirus.

Maybe he died and it’ll be canceled

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Hoping for a Kendall Roy turn. “I have the virus, I’ve decided to resign. Mike will do great. You’re welcome for MAGA.”

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https://mobile.twitter.com/mattwilstein/status/1238541078539558912

Gonna be epic!

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Oh shit.

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lolol perfect

Pence would be less incompetent in situations like these. He’d probably do more damage on the down low unlike Trump who’s pretty in-your-face about his exploitation.

NO TELEPROMPTER??? Get your sell orders in folks

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Of course this idiot is late.

He’s dead, isn’t he?

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Which definition of “late” are we talking about?

Is the Guardian feed lagging behind all of you?

Fucker still ain’t out on mine.

Not sure I follow. He was supposed to start 15 minutes ago, right?

Late can also mean dead.

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No, hasn’t started.

If it happened, remember that I called it first!

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Pretty much what I’m thinking. Gotta cover up the obviousness of his coronavirus.

DO NOT CONGRATULATE THE VIRUS

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This is going to be hilarious if he’s a no-show.