The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

It would be hilarious if he died and the stock market shot up 2000 points.

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Jake Tapper is currently both sidesing the virus

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They’re gonna have to say something if he doesn’t show in the next 5-10 minutes, right?

Well some might argue that the virus taking out Trump and a few choice politicians would make it a hero.

I stopped here.

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Every single person on the NYT livestream is white.

I hear a siren in the background…

EXTREME LOAD

Gonna take a while to clean my screen off if the siren is for him.

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Red tie guy looking around nervously…

Why is your keyboard so…sticky

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Watching that empty podium is surreal

Sounds like he’ll be out in 2 minutes

They’ll wheel him out like Hannibal Lector if need be

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You said that fifteen minutes ago!

Jesus it still hasn’t happened yet? I was watching the DOW on my drive into work thinking hey he hasn’t fucked up too badly yet.

Why does he need Pence?

Coming out now.

DJIA currently: 22,100

Gasping for air already