It would be hilarious if he died and the stock market shot up 2000 points.
Jake Tapper is currently both sidesing the virus
They’re gonna have to say something if he doesn’t show in the next 5-10 minutes, right?
Well some might argue that the virus taking out Trump and a few choice politicians would make it a hero.
I stopped here.
Every single person on the NYT livestream is white.
I hear a siren in the background…
EXTREME LOAD
Gonna take a while to clean my screen off if the siren is for him.
Red tie guy looking around nervously…
Why is your keyboard so…sticky
Watching that empty podium is surreal
Sounds like he’ll be out in 2 minutes
They’ll wheel him out like Hannibal Lector if need be
You said that fifteen minutes ago!
Jesus it still hasn’t happened yet? I was watching the DOW on my drive into work thinking hey he hasn’t fucked up too badly yet.
Why does he need Pence?
Coming out now.
DJIA currently: 22,100
Gasping for air already