The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just said he wanted pharmacists to be able to administer COVID tests at places like Walgreen’s and CVS. Do we really want people who think they have coronavirus coming into local drug stores? I don’t but that’s just me.

As long as cvs will keep delivering my medication for free to my House sure why not.

Seriously though no. People should stay away from pharmacies though as that is where sick people go.

Trump would die of ecstasy if people loved him so much they’d be scared to admit he is brain dea–

Hmm

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https://twitter.com/jimrutenberg/status/1255143317265772545?s=20

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“Fuck” is reasonably implied.

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Also, it’s something that’s much easier for him to “plan” than the actual work of the pandemic response.

I’m impressed they managed to say something simple like screw the haters and also make no sense at all in the same sentence and get fired at fox news for saying stupid things on a network that says a lot of stupid things. Pretty rare anyone is capable of that.

Setup some tent for a parking lot test I’d presume… well in the blue states anyway

https://twitter.com/steve_vladeck/status/1254767691078029312?s=20

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Haha, yeah we can definitely trust Deutsche Bank to voluntarily comply. #wegothim

lawbros gonna finally save us

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If this doesn’t get me some likes I don’t know what will lol.

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One time, dealer

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/watch-mike-pence-defies-mayo-clinics-mask-policy-as-he-meets-with-officials-and-a-coronavirus-patient/

Don’t let him the fuck in, then.

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The plan I heard floated was for testing to be done outside (literally)

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Very weird photo op there. Dude in the chair is not a patient and has a water bottle between his legs.

That’s a little better I guess. As long as its really clear to the patients. I wouldn’t want infected people wandering up to the pharmacy counter and asking about getting tested. Someplace offsite completely makes more sense, but that’s just me.