The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

FML

Texas has dumb lucked this from the beginning. They are doing nothing as a state that makes this even a little safe.

But since he literally cannot conceive that he could be doing a bad job, they must be trolling.

So a decade has passed and he still doesnā€™t know how to @ the right accounts.

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(once you get past the double negatives) yes you can.

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Itā€™s a bit simpler than this. Apart from all his other faults he is a spineless whiny ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– 

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WTF is the point of a flyover?

I guess Iā€™d have that question regardless of the time, but doubly so at a time like this.

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Today is national open for business day and weā€™re celebrating the defeat of coronavirus with a flyover which will get great ratings.

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Well when everyone is supposed to stay inside their homes it is important to demonstrate in a way people canā€™t see.

Plus with negative oil prices, flying the Jets MAKES the government money. If they fly them enough they can pay for all the stimuli.

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Remember that Trumpā€™s role model for political leadership is basically Kim Jong Un. He thinks things like military parades make him look tough, and he wants nothing more than for Americans to treat him like North Koreans treat their dictators.

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Ruh roh

In real world terms that is like a 20 point deficit.

I view this as basically tied.

9% undecided? Trump is getting nearly all of that.

Of course you can, I never loved Avocado

Iā€™m not giving legitimacy to any poll unless it says Trump is winning in which case everyone should panic.

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Possibly. A ton of undecided voters have got to be people ashamed enough to declare they donā€™t like Trump but are all in on the racism and fascism.

Yup, trump is getting every single ā€œindependentā€ and every single ā€œundecidedā€. Book it.

Late deciders tend to swing against the incumbent, especially one who is popular. Biden should take the majority of undecided voters, especially if he can present himself as a generic Democrat.

Theyā€™re grifters through and through, just like him

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