https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1253295683836219393
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I love how the president seems to be confused by basic grammar and indeed time.
Pence: „… we will have 110.000 Ventilators in 100 days.“
Trump: „we now have ventilators to spare“
I teach English to German middle and high school aged students and I am tempted to see whether even eleven-year-old non-native speakers can figure this out.
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Gd pence is the worlds greatest knob slobber. He is the most cartoony VP ever.
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keep america great is out and make america great again again is the new new slogan?
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It is funny they think Harvard is on the other team.
It depends on how you look at the “teams”. Trump would generally look at things as Team A = people that suck up to him vs. Team B = The Enemy. The broader Trump coalition of kleptocratic morons would view the world as Team A = Ignorant people that can be taken advantage of vs. Team B = Anyone with any knowledge or reasoning skills whatsoever. In each case Harvard would appear to them to be the enemy.
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A further 4.4m Americans file for unemployment benefits
Latest figures show another 4.4 million Americans have filed for unemployment benefits in the last week.
More than 20 million Americans had filed new claims for unemployment in the previous five weeks, while a $349bn loan programme for small businesses ran out of money within two weeks.
The new applications have brought the total number of jobless claims since mid-March to 26.4 million - more than 15% of the US workforce.
They are anti-education, unless of course it’s theologically driven
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How sore is Brian Kemp’s ass this morning?
110k ventilators is going to be a lot of dead people.
Only 4.4m? Flattening the curve!
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way (clap-clap-clap-clap)
Your job’s remote; you’re broke
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I want a reporter to say to Trump, “Congratulations on becoming King of the Ventilators. Now what are you going to do to make sure those ventilators aren’t needed, considering they are mostly used on people who will die?”
Paging narrator:
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