The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

slightly more likely lol

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“5000 Californian teens were found to have voted in this past election because they did not like president trump.”

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Stock market pumping on the news. Less workers to drag the corporate profits down. Also a signal for JPow to fire up the printer and Mitch to get busy on stimulus package 5.5.

Small business loans going to stop at 500 billion. Large business bailouts, bring on five more trillion for stimulus 5! Workers? Haha go back to work or go back to Mexico.

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The Fox News link didn’t embed a nice preview of this great announcement:

Very important news.

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This is very important when the enemy is a deadly virus.

Dominant air support is the key to any victory over a virus.

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It’s time to start bombing the virus

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Everyone should be glad for the mightiest military in human history. Why were all those bullets bought, if not for this?

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Things were great while I was president! They were also great before I was president, which I take full responsibility for.

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Things got a little shitty 3 years in but that was of course because the last guy didn’t prepare test kits for a virus that didn’t exist when he was in office.

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The last guy didn’t even have the decency to throw a sweet COVID-16 party. No wonder it came back at 19 to destroy us.

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I haven’t had time to read the opinion yet, but the Supreme Court ruled that the Clean Water Act jurisdiction can extend to groundwater. This is a potentially meaningful victory in the world of water regulation, although I need to actually read it first to see what they say.

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I know none of you watch these anymore but he has some poor sap up there trying to proof he was right bout the heat killing it shit. The guy won’t commit tho as the press open up the obvious holes.