The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

He speaks while looking at the page about 85% of the time. Why does he not use a prompter?

Doesn’t trust machines

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“Governors will be empowered”. Trump will ALLOW THEM to stay closed if they chose. Lol.

Makes sense

Because he is blind and can’t read a teleprompter without glasses.

Also, dude must be absolutely inhaling the Big Macs. He’s fucking huge.

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A lot of very interesting stuff in here. At least lets you know what they’re thinking.

Gotta love using absolute numbers when discussing a country much much smaller than ours

How’s the drive thru testing going? Remember the CEO parade? That was like 10 days ago somehow

We have done more per capita testing than South Korea.

Not true unless we tested millions recently.

Whoever writes these intro speeches is the absolute worst writer ever

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I can not even fathom the idea of things like movie theaters being opened soon.

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I think you mean 10 years.

It’s fantasy land, how do you have a trade show where no one clumps up in groups larger than 10?

I think it said avoid those.

We have capacity of one million tests a week in excess capacity.

Good if we can just push that up to 140 million a week we are golden.

Also don’t politicize this dem libs!

If opened the only people there will be desperate low wage workers with literally no choice, and a small number or Trumpkins trying to “prove” that we overreacted.

And some teenagers because they’re idiots.

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Did he even offer a token statement of sympathy for the tens of thousands of dead people and their families?

Well, yeah, but a trade show with 9 people isn’t a show, it’s an elevator ride.

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Alright! Time for live blowjob theater!