The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Wait, “F/X: It means special effects”? That movie is amazing and I refuse to ever watch it again for fear of being proven wrong.

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Bailouthumans is trending on twitter in several countries.

It is a plea to not just spend all this money bailing out big corporations.

ACTUALLY, in my opinion FX2 is even superior

I really hope you’re correct here

FX News

We manufacture it. You decide.

There is a 3 level plan for opening every 14 days is what the reporter just said in my local station

So wait

The highest active case load to date.

Open a little for 2 weeks. Cases will grow

Open some more for 2 weeks. Cases will grow more

Open a lot more.

Profit?

It’s murder I tell you. It’s murder.

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Imagine being a Republican who polls worse than Trump right now.

why am I watching this.

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“Models projected between 1.5 and 2 million deaths.”

So we have now gone away from 1.1-2 million. Soon enough it will be “models projected 50 million deaths! Look how great we did!”

Hes also claiming the curve has flattened and the peak is behind us.

We are all dead

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It’s been over a week since I’ve watched one. I’m here with you brother.

Seems like it’s still just propaganda bullshit though

OUAA is a terrible acronym. How do you even pronounce that?

Better watch some more to confirm

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Oh ok, we are back to the “cure cant be worse than the sickness” line.

Thought he dropped that weeks ago.

Now claiming he is authorizing governors to do things (that they always had the authority to do.)

“We are in the process of winning the war now.”

Todays headline : Largest number of deaths in the US today.

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Papa looks absolutely awful. He might not make it to November.

Vigorous hygiene is a weapon?

Writing a speech for trump is like writing a speech for a very slow five year old. Easily confused and telegraphs every subtle point.

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Yes I’m watching, damn it. Opus dei level self-hatred.

The middle of his head is a strip of bald now?

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Did he say that before or after promoting chloroquine?