The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Assuming a competent press corps, the obvious next question is “Mr. President, you said 5 weeks ago that there were 15 cases very quickly going to zero. Are you now saying that having 60,000 more deaths than you predicted is a good thing?” or some variation thereof. Just keep pounding him on his outlandish moving of goalposts. He doesn’t give a shit, and couldn’t care less about 60K dead, but just keep pounding him.

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Yeah our press sucks. Right behind the people who elected him and trump himslef.

Many (most?) haven’t officially closed for the year yet. There are still a whole lot of people wishcasting everything goes back to the way it was before the end of the month.

That’s the case in most schools throughout Europe as well.

Well, the end of February at least. Or January. Whatever.

As a microbiologist this hurts so bad

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1248697421607075840?s=21

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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1248699401226387456?s=21

Yeah, no. He 100% was lamenting that this super virus just doesn’t respond to antibiotics like all those other ones do.

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If even a single public school in the United States reopens to finish this year I will be surprised. Maybe some private religious schools will.

Yup

He has no clue that antibiotics don’t kill viruses.

Stop acting like he knows anything about anything, media.

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When I see “OANN” it makes me think of the biblical character Onan, and then of “Onanism”, which is an archaic synonym for jerking off.

Which seems like an entirely appropriate connection to make.

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1248702466163650560?s=20

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1248701057024159744?s=20

looks real to me

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It is annoying they are letting him skate on 60000 deaths being good after he acted indifferent for over two months.

https://twitter.com/KeejayOV2/status/1248701493898891265

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Seriously how is Penn still an accredited university?

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Good news(sarcasm). It will be far far more than 60k deaths when this is over. Let him keep digging.

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I agree. I can’t see any k-12 schools opening for the final part of this year.

We are not even at the peak anywhere really. I don’t know how many or why anyone would go back when it is magnitudes worse right now than when they closed.

The metrics are spray tan?

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Eh, when it passes 60k he will go back to 100k is less than 200k and then if he reopens early 500k is less than a million.

Animal Farm stuff here.

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Cant wait to see the reaction when Trump wants the Canada/US border opened soon and Justin is all, FUCK NO.

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The scarecrow
-If I only had a brain