The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

We need a Daniel Dale Twitter bot for this stuff.

EDIT: Even I know sterilizing masks in lieu of using new ones is unsafe.

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Low energy from the dotard today

Heā€™s talking about the virus in past tense.

Of course. Heā€™s trying to bamboozle us into believing that this is over or almost over.

Stabilizing is such a deceptive word to use in this context. Stabilizing doesnā€™t necessarily mean good. It just means it isnā€™t getting far worse. Itā€™s either staying shitty or is getting shittier at a slower rate.

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Birx: ā€œMr. President do I have to explain what logarithmic means?ā€

JUST SAY NO

DONT WATCH

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Meh. Iā€™m bored.

Less angry now that Trump isnā€™t talking.

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Iā€™d like to thank all the little people.

@goofyballer we have asked for this so many times that I must light the beacons. Gondor calls for aid.

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It would definitely reduce our need to reply to anything TrumpBot posts

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As a Jew, I feel very left out of Penceā€™s talk here.

There are two reporters who ALWAYS fucking ask about oil. I donā€™t get it.

Letā€™s be nice. Please donā€™t crucify me.

OANN?

Anyway, I can see why people have trouble asking follow-up questions. Itā€™s just stream of (un)consciousness that repeats the same obvious points over and over again. Itā€™s like listening to a toddler tell a story.

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL TALKING ABOUT OIL

GOD ALMIGHTYā€¦FUCK ME TO GODDAMN TEARS

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Italy, South Korea and now Germany are ahead of US testing FWIW

Iā€™m an atheist, and I believe Jesus likely existed while also believing that he was not a divine being.

YMMV

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Mexico: I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Hamburder. Get it right.