The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

I hate to dignify his gaslighting with a response, but even if you gave Bernie literally every Warren vote, Biden still wins 5 states, some by blowouts. It would have only changed the winner in 4-5 states, and those wouldn’t have been “blowouts” either.

He did say “around.”

34And at three o’clock Jesus cried out in a loud voice, “ Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?* which is translated, “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”k35* Some of the bystanders who heard it said, “Look, he is calling Elijah.”36One of them ran, soaked a sponge with wine, put it on a reed, and gave it to him to drink, saying, “Wait, let us see if Elijah comes to take him down.”37Jesus gave a loud cry and breathed his last.

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You can tell my the shadows on the ground in the movie, obviously.

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I am picturing a centurion looking at his watch saying: “Calling time of death: 3:07pm” while filling out the death certificate on his clipboard. It is probably still preserved somewhere in the Vatican archives.

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We don’t know when he rose from the dead though right? His body was just gone.

Definitely was no Occam’s razor back then.

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If Jesus had a wife she’d never buy it

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Five minutes before he comes out and there’s like a half dozen journalists.

Think the social distancing and coronavirus testing is accomplishing exactly what Trump wants.

Funny that my first thought was “wonder if something like this has actually happened before”

https://twitter.com/RJSzczerba/status/1248566344850817025

What in the living fuck?

uhh pretty sure thats shopped

yeah duh - jfc just the thought it could be real. I only looked at the screeshot not him playing with her hair lol.

I’m losing my mind.

Gotta giggle out of me.

Prolly still waiting on results from the covid test they had to take. More reporters should show up soon as they test negative

You can tell by the pixels, because of how they are.

My brain did not immediately dismiss it as impossible, though. Does that mean the media coverage is working?

Fucking knew he was gonna pull this move.

It was supposed to be 100,000 but because of me and my amazing team it was less than that. I did such a great job #KAG

Dumb fucks are gonna fall for it too.

If I hadn’t seen the face I would’ve thought it was Biden. Seems like a standard interaction with women for him.

That’s no way to talk about wirelessgrinder’s brother