The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Lol, how could it be bad? It’s got GOOD right there in the name!

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Fyp. Catchier, imo.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1248630671754563585
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Ok, so still downplaying it on April 10.

Maybe tomorrow is the day he decides to take it seriously.

lmao, yea virus just going to give up and head home. I’m ready for the mission accomplished presser

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Everyone is supposed to be staying at home. Why would the time change for Good Friday?

Are we supposed to stop eating at sunset? Or is it to get home before the Ringwraiths come or something?

lol lindsey

https://twitter.com/KenTremendous/status/1248634853852975106

I am going to cancel all my debts. Start with a clean slate.

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Jesus died around 3 pm, so many church services are held around then, even if they are remote. There’s not much consensus, though. Many hold Good Friday services at noon or 7 pm, as those are more accommodating hours.

The govt can cancel debt, it’s called a default. The far stupider point is that if anyone believed Lyndsey’s threat, interest rates would shoot up, which is a bad thing when we’re going to borrow $4T over the next year.

Shouldn’t Jesus move his time slot for Trump? Trump has the bigliest ratings and all.

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We are going to be running a much larger than 4t deficit for 2020.

Are we taking time zones into account? Jesus died in the Jew-land or something.

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The whole damn thing is made up, lets not think too deeply here

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Still a classic

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Meh, it’s ok. Personally I prefer Perfect Friday.

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Technically, it was stolen from other traditions…who had made it up.

That sounds oddly specific.

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