The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

some say publicizing people’s movements raises privacy concerns

Holy qualifiers Batman!

Here let me help:

publicizing people’s movements is an invasion of privacy

“In the spring, the garden will grow”

Would it have been so difficult for someone to throw in an “Exactly how are they very different, Donald?”.

Also, at the press conference, Trump said that all the states that had mail in voting were blue, and Acosta, who actually fucking said “Utah” in his question, didn’t call bullshit on that immediately.

It is utterly draining to live in a country ruled by morons that supports morons first and does everything to cover for the worst morons as long as they are white at the expense of all others.

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The only sensible thing to do, unless you’re willing to die, is check out mentally and show up to vote.

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Why wouldn’t he? It works.

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i dunno what thread to put this in, but wtf? Was it a gold-plated plane?
https://twitter.com/votevets/status/1248049352096002050?s=20

Fauci thinks we should start bowing.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fauci-i-dont-think-we-should-shake-hands-ever-again/ar-BB12lQRz?li=BBnbfcL

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Why can’t we just wave.

I am cool with no handshaking. Handshaking is dumb. Not to belittle this horrible crisis but glad we can have a legitimate reason to bow out (haha) of Hand shakes and fist bumps.

Curious how Italy will change.

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Do Californians actually kiss hello? I remember that being a thing in LA Story.

Yeah I just full on French all the models with pugs I run into.

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I for one am 100% on board with canceling handshakes and the stupid macho posturing that go along with them.

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Obama fistbumps are behind door #2.

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Considering I have Trump-like hands and frequently get dominated in handshakes, I’m all for it.

I’m not ashamed of my hands like Trump, though. There’s a reason baseball was my sport.

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Aw man, I remember living near Oakland as a young boy when The Bash was invented. Great stuff.

He has corona takes too.
https://twitter.com/mattzap/status/1248084559247392770?s=09

I have fond memories of the 1990 World Series.

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I was rooting hard against the A’s. Plus, I liked Chris Sabo, because I, too, wore Rec Specs (in contact sports, not baseball).