The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

A ham sandwich could beat Trump.

Trumpā€™s approval has been a slow steady rise since the beginning of 2018. Covid will hurt him as little as Russia and the Ukraine didā€¦unless it kills him or a significant and disproportionate number of his voters. And under those circumstances weā€™re more live than ever for emergency no election.

Dubya should have lost handily in 2004, and yetā€¦

Why do you think Trumpā€™s trying to call himself a war time president?

Tommy Lee could use an editor but he can turn a phrase. I didnā€™t know there were branded butt plugs. After heā€™s out of office, Trump can add those to the shit with his name on it he has manufactured in China.

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Specifically, according to Poincare

Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.

Unfortunately ā€œcouldā€ and ā€œwillā€ arenā€™t the same thing.

https://twitter.com/votevets/status/1247204571308421120?s=21

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exclaiming*

This guy will be secretary of defense in a few weeks.

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Maybe he wonā€™t get confirmed (paging narrator).

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247230728045236225
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Iā€™m not a social scientist, but there appears to be a new Democrat hoax every time a GOP candidate makes it into the Oval

Unemployment graph

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And this sycophant dumbass is doing literally the exact same thing he accused Captain Crozier of doing! Whoā€™s being naive Kay??

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Exactly. He didnā€™t think his off-the-wall speech was going to be leaked to the agenda-laden media?

Counter: He knew it would be leaked and thinks it proves heā€™s amazing, just like his perfect transcript

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It proves heā€™s fucking amazing.

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Art with proof.

How not to flatten the curveā€¦

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