The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

There are a lot of things that are unforgivable about this president, but telling the states, “Fuck you, deal with it” is way up on the list.

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Nope. I remember him looking shook af then shitting the bed exactly the way we expected. It was lol Rudy that stepped into the rhetorical gap at the time.

Sulfuric acid on your skin burns right away. Caustic sodium hydroxide slowly dissolves into your skin without initial pain then hurts like hell. (Sad personal experience from handling both, just tiny drops so no real damage).

Would be interesting to see what being dunked in the caustic solution and then left to let it dissolve deep might do to an asshole.

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1245835666698768390?s=19

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1245866926951129089
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Jared does look dumber than a box of rocks.

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22 has a disenting opinion

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1245867461179670528
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“We took back our stockpile!”

https://twitter.com/AshaRangappa_/status/1245856710712934400

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that stockpile was meant just for congress and white house staff

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People are saying that Putin has tapes of a “P Act.”

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Huh?

Kind of looks like they were fulfilling overseas contracts with N-95 masks instead of local contracts.

Nothing says competent president like waiting until april 2nd to find out what the main manufacturer of n95 masks in the country is doing with them.

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I missed these April Fools Jokes yesterday.

https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1245343030867091462

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1245361001710718977

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Today I tried explaining to my sister, who lives abroad, why Trump is a coin flip to be re-elected. Lots of weird silence and disbelief.

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https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1245836495702933504?s=20

Today, he finally became president

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Schumer, the ultimate cuck, basically said “I talked to him and he tried to keep the letter from going out.” Wouldn’t wanna jeopardize those prime season Hamptons party invites, Chuck.

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