The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/1245787069076602880?s=20

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Same with my brother, he said yesterday that Iā€™m mental for thinking that Trump will be re-elected, so I went through some stuff and he says that itā€™s all BS and I should step away from where ever Iā€™m reading the truth, lol me.

Mind melting stuff to see republicans pushing for a boycott of 3M for just pushing free market capitalism.

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Cross posted cause I screwed up. Meant to be here.

So on Lawrence Oā€™Donnell tonight he is playing clips of some Admiral that the feds are sending 200,000 N95 masks but on questioning it comes out that they are going to commercial dealers and the the hospitals can buy them.

Then the Admiral guy gives some bullshit about thatā€™s how the system works and doesnā€™t want to get in the way of commerce. This was after a specific question about the states having to bid against each other in what amounts to an eBay auction. Oh and there are foreign bidders as well. They could end up on a plane to go overseas.

Now I have to take extra blood pressure medicine. Holy fuck.

WTF.

Trump is much better than a coin flip. Heā€™s probably 75-80%, and 90%ish to beat Biden.

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https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/1245674582033522688

If youā€™re imagining how President Morgan Freeman would handle this crisis

Our society will continue as normal. Work will go on. You will pay your bills. There will be no hoarding. There will be no sudden profiteering. Iā€™m freezing all wages, and all prices.

Thereā€™s a lot of money to be made if you really believe those are the real odds.

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It would be better to have a real actor than a reality TV personality. Too bad when we had a real actor he was a B actor.

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Boy do I have a website for you!

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Itā€™s said that hitman Richard Kuklinski killed somebody via scaphism.

Poena cullei definitely gets the award for most creative. Being sewn into a leather sack along with a dog, snake, chicken, and monkey and thrown into a river is pretty nuts.

Theyā€™ve always been this fucking dumb. We all just accepted it for some reason because maybe weā€™re the real morons.

https://twitter.com/ositanwanevu/status/1245798013894787073?s=21

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A day doesnā€™t go by I donā€™t think Iā€™m a moron. Make that an hour.

This is absolutely insane. Who is the stockpile supposed to be for if not the United States?

ā€œIf Crooked Hillary were president, youā€™d all be dead. Every last one of you. I saved all 73 of you, so youā€™ve got to vote for me!ā€

Trump wins 18-14.

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Hahaha imagine Trump ruling over the last dregs of humanity. Would those 18-14 be having the same arguments? I suspect so.

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Scaphism

God damn it, the answer is obvious, shit like that get clicks and retweets and shares. Thatā€™s the only metric by which success is judged in this childā€™s crayon-drawing of a hellscape in which we find ourselves.

My pony was caught in the stocks.

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