The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

The military is declaring literal war on drugs at this press conference right now

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AG Geriatric Teddy Ruxpin up there doing what he does best, distract, muddle and confuse

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So we’re going to send the military to Central America and kill a bunch of people. Cool

This isn’t even about the coronavirus anymore is it?

We need a holiday to celebrate people who put themselves through the torture of watching Donald Trump talk o7

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Wait, what?

(Not watching obviously)

the people on stage don’t know about social distancing, either.

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And now doctors and nurses are getting protective gear from Walmart? Seems like a sound idea.

https://twitter.com/YahooSports/status/1245468579555766273?s=19

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I’ve only been half listening, but it sounds like they’re mobilizing the military to Central America in a counter-narcotics operation.

lol watching these

Man. These reporters need to shut up and get these people off the stage.

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He said they are looking at building 2 new hospital ships because the other two have done such a great job lololol like literally they’re gonna have to scrap building a bunch of air craft carriers to rush out some shitty ass hospital ship just to make this fucking dope happy.

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The OAN reporter really tilts me.

Oh yeah lol, I wasn’t trying to imply it was a real thing. Just a clearly failed joke on my part.

Why is Dr. Fauci always Dr. Fauci, but Dr. Birx is Deborah?

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Sigh.

If only Steve had broken his neck

The craziest thing about that match is that it was billed as the battle of the billionaires and involved one billionaire (The one with a history of indentured servitude and hiring employees as 1099ers so he doesn’t have to pay their health insurance) hiring a savage samoan, and the other “billionaire” (the one with the history of redlining practices to African Americans) hiring a black man to do his bidding.

Gotta hand it to Vince, he sure knows how to be a completely disgusting human.

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Fauci started answering questions and Donald had to keep jumping in and saying random shit and was clearly not happy that he wasn’t the center of attention anymore and then he just takes back over the mic and starts going off on what a great basketball player Fauci was

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1245481496191864834

https://twitter.com/hilaryluros/status/1245481982781304832

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