The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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Someone just tried to ask him a question about floridaā€™s stay at home order including an exemption for churchs and he literally just rambled for a few seconds about how much he likes florida and then called on another reporter

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OMG holy shit. Trump just said Pence gave perhaps the greatest answer to a question he had ever heard. Pence had a look on his face like his daddy just said he loved him. Then Trump said that it was a great answer because he talked for 5 minutes without addressing the question. Penceā€™s smile slowly faded

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https://twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1245485786679644161

Original plan was hogan vs big show (big show was unavailable, eventually hogan decided he wasnā€™t getting enough money), Those two were ā€œwell who the hell is left that can do this but also we still want to push themā€ choices. I think that was it outside the top guys who were title chasing at the time other than maybe Khali (who if his knees didnā€™t get completely fucked really wouldā€™ve been a star just being a giant I think). Both of them were being pushed hard at the time. Lashley was just too bland to pan out there though.

Vince and Trump are really good pals and such and created what turned into a pretty lame segment and trump mostly no sold everything and looked completely disinterested but hey they both have gotten stone cold stunnered so thereā€™s that

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I didnā€™t watch, did even one of the dunderhead press people ask him about all the PPE America First shipped out of the country the past few weeks?

Lashley is just miscast as a babyface. He was much more interesting in TNA when they pushed him as Black Lesnar.

Well, he did go in the third round of the Biggest Assholes Alive draft.

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Regardless of whether it was the original plan or not, it comes off looking really bad in post to have two old white guys who have made their cash off the backs of minorities

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1245480070111735809

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Did you know I won the spelling bee in sixth grade?

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Did you know I won the battle of the billionaires? Nobody else has ever done that.

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Someone tell that scumbag he is the #1 asshole on unstuck.

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What is with these fucking ships man people are going crazy!

Also breaking news there is a law called ā€œtrain wreckingā€ which carries up to a 20 year sentence?!

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Iā€™ve become convinced that the proper response to this line of argument is not to explain exponential growth or projected deaths, but rather to focus on hospitalization/ICU/ventilator rates. There are a lot of people who canā€™t wrap their head around exponential growth, but they understand that the flu doesnā€™t put 15% of people into the hospital.

My fellow Americans. I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is it turns out that about two million of you are going to die anyway from this flu thing, after all. Thanks, Obama! The good news is Iā€™m number one on Facebook, which I think is very nice!

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I donā€™t think that thatā€™s all that surprising tbh. Especially with the power the railroad wielded.

Surprised its not lifeā€¦

Beat: heā€™s not even in the top 100, but Obama is around 50th. He would blow a gasket if someone was fact checking that real time.

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Iā€™m not one to say a lot of things should be crimes, but intentionally derailing a train seems like a pretty bad thing to do.

6.6 million unemployment claims last week. MAGA. Economyā€™s really gonna bounce back great when this is over. Lotsa pent up demand out there. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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One thing the quarantine has done for me is forced me to spend much much less than I was previously, mainly in food and alcohol. But also on other random entertainment-type expenses. I wasnā€™t very disciplined with my budgeting before this. I donā€™t miss anything Iā€™ve given up and itā€™s so nice having all this extra cash while my job lasts, at least. I donā€™t think Iā€™m going to go back after. Iā€™d guess there will be many more people in similar circumstances coming to similar realizations, too. I really think that the economy is not going to be the same after this, and I think thatā€™s a good thing.

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