The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Can’t imagine who those people are.

Cam is a free agent. Kinda ridiculous Newton/Winston/Flacco are still free agents given that maybe Josh McCown was the best one last year?

Where did Big Dick go after leaving Jacksonville? I know he signed with someone. Was it the Bears?

he got traded to the bears, they seriously sent over a draft pick for him. Though if you know I’m a bears fan, nice touch on the troll.

Few stories out recently that Pompeo has been pressing for the military in Iraq to start a campaign against Kata’ib Hezbollah, the group they blame for all the attacks, but that the US commander in Iraq pushed back. Seems to be a fight between the state department and the DoD, so Trump’s tweet is likely just part of that. There will be another rocket attack at some point, that’s what happens when you drone people and refuse to leave a country when asked, so now we have the ground work to be able to cry about Iran and demand action.

No I didn’t know. I always have a soft spot for the bears as I was born in Chicago area and my first team was the bears, my first game in person bears vs chiefs in snow 28-27. Walter Payton still my favorite athlete of all time.

I just was trying to remember, as I have been really tuned out but when people listed all the QBs it triggered a memory of what’s his name and the mouse ache dude who took his job and where he went.

The Bears QB history is one of the most heartbreaking streaks in sports. I remember watching Bob Avellini under center when I was a wee lad. So I am still hyper conscious of the bears QB situation. Nothing would make me happier than to see the bears get an actual QB some day. When Jim McMahon is considered the best QB there forever, it’s pretty rough.

Donald Trump would threaten war via prose fit for an slip-and-fall lawyer.

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Well, I was off a little bit that it won’t be Marlboro, but British American Tobacco, come on down for the CEO parade.

What

The

Fuck

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Jimmy Kimmel challenge?

“My website, we’ve never had this happen. It keeps breaking, things keep happening, and it’s just—I just think it’s the devil. I mean, it’s evil attacking MyPillow because it knows we’re winning,” Lindell said. “We’re winning. We’re bringing God back to the country.”

Thoughts and prayers to MyPillow guy.

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Did Jimmy ask people to perform this prank?

lol no i don’t think he’s doing a show now, but it struck me as reminiscent of one of his “parent eating the kids’ halloween candy” or “giving the kids terrible gifts at xmas” and submit your video for the lolz deal

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No, it’s not. Come on.

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Kimmel and Colbert are doing new shows from home.

In the end though, the result of these pranks are “we are just kidding, here is you candy/good gifts.”

The end result of this one is “Lol you were excited. Back to multiple months of quarantine!”

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This press conference is fucking insane

Here’s a continuation of the distraction with numbers strategy. Let’s throw out the numbers of Americans who die from drug overdoses - see, it’s a big number too and look how proactive we’re being about that. This is fucking nonsense and bullshit.

Who gives a rip shit about cocaine getting into the US right now

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More “thank you dear leader” bullshit. Its exhausting.

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