We got him.
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Iām in a group text with a few other Dolphins fans. One of them tried us with āWe just traded two first round picks for Camā and he had me for like half a second before I remembered that Cam isnāt worth one first rounder never mind two.
I donāt mind the jokes, but they should be good or donāt bother. But Iām not at all in the mood this year.
I would laugh
Elixir will taste like bottom shelf vodka.
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Fyp
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Yup thatās what is hurting the restaurant industry. You nailed it.
Although heās more realistic and relevant, Cuomo is only slightly less rambling than Trump. The pontificating is exhausting. Just pound out the facts and skip the sidebar bullshit please. God damn.
Upon ābelief.ā
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I feel like this has been one of the best April fools ever as I have not seen any jokes yet except from South Korea.
information and belief are both weighed equally, with maybe like, only like 51% belief sometimes
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I just saw a video where a mom told her small child quarantine is over and he has to go back to school. She walked him to the front gates and he is all excited, then sees the gates are locked and the school is still closed.
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Okay I approve of that joke.
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Jared Kushner encouraged Trump to push back against Gov. Cuomo after Cuomo said New York was short 30,000 ventilators. In a White House meeting around this time, Kushner told people that Cuomo was being an alarmist.
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This is what you say in a lawsuit when you donāt actually have proof of something. Like:
- Defendant is the father of baby x
- Pursuant to a consent order dated 1/1/19, Defendant was awarded visitation with baby x on alternating weekends.
- Defendant was scheduled to have visitation on the weekend of March 28th, but did not make arrangements to pick up baby x.
- Upon information and belief, Defendant spent the weekend with his new stripper girlfriend.
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Cool cool.
Meanwhile, Trump is also consulting his longtime confidante Hope Hicks, whom Trump hired back in February (Hicks had been serving as chief communications officer for Fox Corp., the parent company of Fox News). Officially, Hicks reports to Kushner, but according to sources, Hicks is constantly with Trump. āHope is in charge of Trumpās calendar, which means Jared is in charge of Trumpās schedule,ā a Republican who deals with the White House said.
Read article for all the horrible Kushner quotes where he knows everything about corona.
Does everyone just assume that Trump gets blowjobs from Hope Hicks or are there people who think that they have a completely non-sexual relationship?