The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Flu>Civil War

Transitive Law. It’s Science. Duh.


Working hard. Thank you!

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https://twitter.com/RichLowry/status/1245116463989563393?s=19

I bigly appreciate your transcripts.

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My grandma is behind and Trump will need to bring her up to speed. Talked to her today and it was just insane. Flu kills more people (this is still a thing?) and she’s just in shock that church is not going to have Easter service. Just so shocking.

I tried for like thirty seconds, which is thirty-five seconds after I should have realized my mistake.

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That’s president tRUmp to you, show him the due respect he’s due you dirty communist!

Happy Census Day. Today is when the Feds try to theoretically nail down your address. It represents the peak of the Census effort. In the coming weeks, they’re supposed to go door to door to count stragglers, which obviously won’t happen soon.

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Originalism is a constraining ideology (to an extent) for when you don’t have power. When you get power you need something a bit more, um, forceful.

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Unless you’re a Democrat where the goal is to not weild power.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1245146929425723393?s=20

wow this is wild. the video and audio all match up exactly

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https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1245197512002043905?s=19

The only one I have seen mentioned as officially under DOJ investigation is Richard Burr. Completely coincidentally, he is not running for another term this year.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761?s=20

Sorry, just had to do it

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https://twitter.com/timjdillon/status/1244816086156972032?s=21

I would add that joe Rogan annoyed me yesterday when he defended trump and blamed the press for the story about the people ingesting fish tank cleaner. The press blamed trump even though trump never told those people specifically to take it. So stupid.

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The Trump Presidency sure killed the concept of April Fool’s Day, right? Seems like the past few years no one is in the mood for pranks.

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I don’t like pranks. Put me down for April 1 hate. I mean suppose Trump reveals today that he’s actually Obama in a clown suit. Would that be funny?

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1245364059387473920?s=20

April Fools sucks to begin with, today it’s grounds for an immediate ass kicking.

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