The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Ball don’t lie.

Hey assholes, TELL US WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO.

Oh yeah, you have no idea.

Yes we will all gobble up this private market is fixing it bullshit. Yum yum!

Biden needs to win, if for no other reason than to get this band of bozos out of government.

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“Mr. President, every time you talk the stock market loses a trillion of market capitalization. Why do you think that is?”

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If this world was just at the end Mike Pence would get to go through a Black Mirror S1E1 after we executed Trump.

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Don’t you see the printout of the Powerpoint slide, “15 Days to Slow the Spread?”

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“I can’t believe Trump is actually a worse President than I even thought three weeks ago.”

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This is why he won’t make any companies make anything though. Big companies are beating him over the head not to so they can profiteer off the crisis.

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Use a virus screen with a VPF of at least 30.

Narrator: But there were no masks

Trumps order of 42 billion masks and 100 million ventilator gets here day after tomorrow.

Dammit i don’t know how to do spoilers. I mean he is announcing that tomorrow.

Lololol they asked trump a question where they gave a list of senators in isolation after coming into contact with Rand Paul and he just goes “senator Romney’s in isolation, that’s too bad” LOL

The reporter replied “a little sarcasm there sir?” and trump said no, and that reporter is going to get fucking destroyed though by the right wind media for even suggesting it.

Fuck your prayers you feckless cock

I guess you get a complimentary mask when you leave the hospital. WTF? Where do these people get their masks from?

https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1241855658607218691

from march 5

err “people who have been exposed to coronavirus” can come back to work quicker. ok whatever thats still weird.

Ships - I’ve seen them!

Where’s Fauci?

Futures down 1100

looool