The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

“We have 14 to 24 masks coming soon. Its fantastic. Until then we invented something called Telehealth.”

Also this guy sucks ass at reading. Needs to get on Hooked on Phonics asap. Also remember when Pence promised a huge announcement tonight. Lol Mike.

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Tuesday … for something?

Two weeks ago today Trump was golfing, and the day before. Then the next day he tweeted about how much worse the flu is than this.

There is absolutely nothing new here today than yesterday

We are very united “people are saying things that three weeks ago they werent saying.”

Like fucking what asshole?

How can anyone watch this and not realize we are heading for bread lines and mass graves. Fuck this shit.

Our whole lives we just cause them elsewhere. Now we get to experience it first hand!

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@BestOf

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“Its my opinion this will be a victory much sooner than anyone is anticipating.”

Based on fucking what, you fucking piece of shit?

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3 minutes. Jesus christ I cannot handle this

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Just a feeling. He’s a really smart guy. Gets a lot of things right.

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His uncle was a MIT super genius. Everything will be fine.

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We have a new lower number in the markets!

This guy is amazing. He shaves 5% every time he opens his mouth.

If only 20% of the country gets this (that’s a low estimate) and 2% of those people die, that is 1,300,000 deaths. That is 25 Vietnam Wars. They still just don’t get it.

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17,000. Working Hard!

Even if they did (they do) they wouldn’t do anything different. They are incompetent fuck ups.

Another guy sucking Trumps dick.

The Presidential ass-kissing is just so nuts. Fauci was doing it this morning again plugging the quick travel ban from China.

Has to be a way to short the market based on his press conferences.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1241851099872661510

Hey everyone. It’s a neverending stream of white guys shorter than trump to lie and lie and lie but we will all feel better!

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