He confirmed took the test, then went to the Senate gym, went swimming (!) and then got his test result. Stone cold fucking moron.
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I canāt imagine a bunch of GOPers didnāt cross infect each other. It would be statistically so improbable that I just assume they were.
A big chunk of people who get this thing donāt show any symptoms. Thereās a great chance Trump has it, the probability he would lie about it is 100%.
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Woman doctor still voted off the island.
Trump rambling about Peru and Honduras, pure word salad.
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Chinese Virus
Malignant narcissist is the easiest personality type to dogwalk straight off a cliff with good questioning. I know the press is full of sycophant access seekers but Iād have thought at least one person would have realized it and gone for the knockout punch just to get the recognition and airtime, but itās like waiting for a college hoops coach to run a 2-for-1.
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JFC hes rambling about the economy. What an absolute doofus. Tens of thousands of people are about to die at an absolute minimum you subhuman dipshit.
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Economy is going to skyrocket ā¦ hopefully not too many die before we get there.
Heās so great with the economy that the Weekend Wall Street CFD Market just tanked from -1.5% to -4.5% since he opened his mouth.
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Iām still waiting for a completely troll question just to watch his dumbass answer but I shouldnāt hold my breath
Like āMr. President the small island nation of Derpistan has developed a preliminary coronavirus vaccine, their leader whoās citizens lovingly refer to him as āThe Donald Trump of the Caribbeanā has been saying heās willing to work with the United States to produce that vaccine in America, will you reach out to president of derpistan to work together on this?ā
And just watch him just start spouting a bunch of bull shit like theyāre already working together and heās a wonderful person and they have a great relationship on trade.
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I would hammer the point that the stock market has lost 1/3rd of its value so far and all of his gains have been ERASED. And also that thereās no end in sight, and that maybe his legacy will be reducing the stock market by half while Hussein Obama doubled it. Just raise reraise reraise reraise reraise reraise until he does something insanely stupid. Maniacs always have to put in the last bet.
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Futures approaching the shutdown loss limit in 5 minutes. Working hard, thank you.
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Heās now listing all gowns, gloves, masks etc - with exact numbers - to each of the states
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Lolol Cuomoās press conferences getting so much attention and praise have so obviously gotten to Trump. Heās really struggling trying to imitate Cuomo.
Jobs
You have to humiliate and attack the ego until it gets to complete meltdown. Direct personal challenges. āMr. President, can you explain why the stock market has lost over a third of its value on your watch while Barack Obamaāsome say the best president of all timeāwas able to triple the stock market. Is it because you are incompetent with respect to virology and disaster management or is it simply because Obama had a much larger penis?ā
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Veterans.
ā¦ 2A will get a mention in a minute.
Highest Vet approval rating in history
Rational self-interest for the win.
Ayn would be proud if she hadnāt died after soaking up all the public assistance she could get her greedy little hands on.
