The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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Corona Kids

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I bailed after second one.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241814624401526785
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Is it wrong for people to offer a bounty to be paid to whichever reporter asks a question at one of these news conferences that induces Trump to have a stroke or heart attack?

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Do not watch the presser! Come join us for an Ex Machina Netflix Party watch at 4:30 pm EST :)

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You fu kers had to ask, didn’t you… :pensive:

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Wow you made it sound even less fun than I was expecting.

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We need you on that wall Riverman. You’re our Daniel Dale.

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It’s a gift.

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I don’t know how you guys get through watching the daily rallies…err, pressers. Just reading the recap here makes me want to beat Trump’s head against a wall.

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Let’s not shit on Riverman. Riverman is the Daniel Dale he wishes he was. No one has had more scorching and correct takes in at least the last year.

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Mike Lee self quarantining because of contact with Rand Paul. A few more and dems will control both houses.

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Somehow there will be a loophole where this doesn’t matter.

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The loophole is probably Rand Paul running into the chamber as soon as they open a vote. Everyone runs out and he is king.

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Yeah I’m at the level where I need a summary from people who read the summaries from people who watched. One degree of separation is too close for me.

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Which Republicans would ignore if they were in the same spot.

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Reporting for duty.

LOL @ the press ever showing up at the originally stated start time.

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Cuomo is still doing his in NY - Trump watching that so he can steal some talking points and line up a few barbs against someone who does this a lot better than he does.

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What if this outbreak was all a longshot plan to concede power to the Dems by having the corona quarantine so many GOP members (will anyone actually check their “tests”?) that the Dems have a supermajority without the GOP having to admit defeat? Really quite cunning, but it was the only way to save face.

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Rand Paul either got tested in an hour or he went swimming in the communal pool and hung out with other senators until the minute he tested positive.

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