I don‘t know about curing, but I am pretty sure injecting a decent amount of bleach will make sure you won’t die of because of the coronavirus…
7 Likes
The astonishing thing about Trumps business failure (he was broke and done before the apprentice saved him) is that he turned $500 million into $0 WHILE HAVING ZERO ETHICS. It is a huge cheat code in business, especially real estate (which is full of one off transactions) to be a piece of shit. The guy is just dumb as rocks.
6 Likes
It would be really hilarious if the literal future of human civilization weren’t involved. If I didn’t have kids I might still be able to find it pretty hilarious, but I do, so.
I guess my take from 4 weeks ago didn’t age all that badly!
9 Likes
It’s just as Trump says, the cure is worse than the disease.
4 Likes
I’m pretty surprised he hasn’t walked back yesterday’s comments yet. Is it possible he’ll double-down on them today?
I see you still don’t understand what exponential means.
Not bigly? Low energy Drumpf
Just hit 50,000 deaths. Working hard thank you!
1 Like
“So I hear N95 masks and gloves are helping to protect healthcare workers from the coronavirus. Have we looked into maybe swallowing the masks? Protect the lungs that way? Would chewing on the gloves work? It’s all very interesting. We’ll be taking a look at many options.”
If you had to wager your life on that being an actual trump quote or a parody I just wrote, how comfortable would you be with your choice?
13 Likes
Maga cult dad is cracking. He texted me this morning accepting Trump said it, that he meant it, and that is was incredibly stupid. It’s pretty clear he’s coming to terms with the fact that Trump is wholly incapable of handling this crisis and is in fact unfit to be president because you know now there are consequences for him.
I’ll keep working on him, not pushing but letting him think it’s his idea, but if people like him are cracking Trump is basically drawing to openly cheating Then again we gotta fade when Biden actually comes out and speaks. We need to pump biden full of a ton of drugs till November.
6 Likes
Play the tape forward and ask yourself who is going to stop Trump from cheating. Every GOP-controlled state is going to have 10 hour lines in the cities and instant voting in the suburbs, along with nakedly partisan voter suppression tactics (most notably throwing out likely D absentee ballots). The Supreme Court is guaranteed to uphold all of it.
The following states have Republican governors:
Ohio
Arizona
Florida
Georgia
Missouri
Texas
Map gets pretty tough if those are all rigged. Though Ohio might not be because DeWine appears (for now) to actually have some character.
[Enter Narrator stage left]
1 Like