The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

It’s just as Trump says, the cure is worse than the disease.

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I’m pretty surprised he hasn’t walked back yesterday’s comments yet. Is it possible he’ll double-down on them today?

I see you still don’t understand what exponential means.

Not bigly? Low energy Drumpf

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Just hit 50,000 deaths. Working hard thank you!

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“So I hear N95 masks and gloves are helping to protect healthcare workers from the coronavirus. Have we looked into maybe swallowing the masks? Protect the lungs that way? Would chewing on the gloves work? It’s all very interesting. We’ll be taking a look at many options.”

If you had to wager your life on that being an actual trump quote or a parody I just wrote, how comfortable would you be with your choice?

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Maga cult dad is cracking. He texted me this morning accepting Trump said it, that he meant it, and that is was incredibly stupid. It’s pretty clear he’s coming to terms with the fact that Trump is wholly incapable of handling this crisis and is in fact unfit to be president because you know now there are consequences for him.

I’ll keep working on him, not pushing but letting him think it’s his idea, but if people like him are cracking Trump is basically drawing to openly cheating Then again we gotta fade when Biden actually comes out and speaks. We need to pump biden full of a ton of drugs till November.

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Play the tape forward and ask yourself who is going to stop Trump from cheating. Every GOP-controlled state is going to have 10 hour lines in the cities and instant voting in the suburbs, along with nakedly partisan voter suppression tactics (most notably throwing out likely D absentee ballots). The Supreme Court is guaranteed to uphold all of it.

The following states have Republican governors:

Ohio
Arizona
Florida
Georgia
Missouri
Texas

Map gets pretty tough if those are all rigged. Though Ohio might not be because DeWine appears (for now) to actually have some character.

[Enter Narrator stage left]

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But the citizens of Ohio (present company excluded) don’t.

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Yet another day and yet another set of comments that would completely end anyone else’s public life forever but won’t even be a blip on the fucking radar for this buffoon

I don’t think they have to cheat to win Ohio. They’ll probably find a way, anyhow.

As much as Joe sucks he’s a good candidate for Ohio. He will do well in the suburbs that always decide the state (generally inoffensive white guy crushes the Karen vote).

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Really needs a “What do you got to lose” sticker, otherwise aces.