The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

This sounds plausible, but Trump has the world’s largest horseshoe up his ass. Based on that alone, I suspect the problem will solve itself by May and Trump will proclaim himself the world’s greatest virologist.

“Noone knows more about the Cordoba Virus than Trump. What? Oh, I mean Corona Virus.”

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“You might say avoiding colon virus was my Vietnam.”

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I still get a kick out of how he has to announce that he has “meetings” and “calls.” I’M A BIG BOY.

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Apparently this clown is running for office

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Can’t wait for a Trump speech / Dow Jones crashing split-screen.

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Huge win in the State House of KY not being covered nationally!

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Yes, Ronny Jackson is a legitimate, serious doctor. Not a shill for Trump at all.

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Trump and CDC at the same news conference? Probably drawing live to seeing a CDC official fired live on air. When its truth to power, in Trump World, power always wins.

Donald trump is really a part-time president. Most of the time he is golfing or play acting a demented dictator for a large live audience.

No chance unfortunately. They will hand pick a trumpkin to be by his side who will happily confirm Bernie obviously created the virus cause he hates republicans.

We are drawing live to a blowup of the virus with sharpie hand drawn pictures of little donkies replacing the virus.

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