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Dow breaks 28,000.
Thank you!
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How is that monster still alive? He looks like a zombie, has a terrible diet, is like 109 and won’t fucking die.
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You can eat beef in India. It’s not exactly common, but it is availble in areas with a lot of Christians and/or tourists. Speaking from direct experience here.
In that case, I imagine he’ll poke at his food a it but not eat much, end then have KFC brought to his room later.
vegetarian, huh? So, like, filet-o-fish?
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The first Maginot line was “norms and the seriousness of the office” by republicans
Then it was “the courts” by lawbros and the Mueller Report by dems
I fear “the election” is the next one
So uh he eats steak with ketchup? I knew about the well done steaks thing but good god that is horrific.
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Peppercorns sauce is the only way… Sometimes a whisky sauce if its festive 
Quick silly story:
My wife is a terrible cook. I do the cooking in the house. Early in our relationship, she wanted to cook for me for Valentine’s Day. I stayed out of the kitchen. She knew I liked steak, so steak it was.
She made three mistakes: 1) she bought thinly-sliced steak, like for sandwiches or something, 2) she used a peppercorn sauce packet and thought, “It calls for half a packet, but if half a packet is good, a whole packet must be better!” and 3) she cooked the steak the amount of time that a normal-thickness steak should be cooked.
So she served me a piece of leather that was drenched in peppercorn sauce.
Right before I took a bite, she excused herself to visit the restroom. I tried the steak while she was away and my face automatically puckered. I was going to try to grin and bear it, but my face was still puckered when she came back. I didn’t even realize it. She saw me and knew it was terrible.
We laughed and dined on the sides.
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Doesn’t India also still have the Plague? I know they still did during the last season of Seinfeld. Anyway I’d like to use my one time plz
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Can’t beleive I watched all of that - why do I do it to myself.
But a did learn a bit about Sousa - the out-tro music was The Washington Post March
The Liberty Bell March would be better 
