The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

OK, let me try to interpret this… So evil crooked Hillary cloned mean America-hating Obama a bunch of times in a pizza parlor in DC, then hit the wrong button and was like, “Bill, Honey, I shrunk the Obamas!” Then Trump, sensing a new child sex ring in the works, decided to Quarantine the mini Obamas in the gutter so that he could drain the swamp.

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Probably Denmark or any other country would be just as destructive if they had as much power as the US.

There’s some quote I can’t remember about how the crown or thrown acts upon you.

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“Piece the soul”?

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Jody Arias?

The soul of the nation is in pieces, but he probably meant pierce.

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Is there any evidence that these obviously insincere boilerplate endorsements have any impact?

Since Trump is so unpopular it seems like it might be more likely to actually move independent/undecided voters away from you.

I think he does it so he can take credit for their victories.

I mean those people he pointed out are pretty likely to win anyway.

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I like how Trump posts the bullshit tweets about Parkland and follows it up endorsing a candidate, partially for being pro-2nd amendment.

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And by the way, Trump doesn’t defend Bernie because he wants to run against him. He only does it to criticize Democrats as as whole and try to get people to side-eye the party. He’s just agitating.

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