The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

Why the fuck are you reporting some nameless sniveling Trump tool’s take and not one of the people that fucking resigned.?!?

Trumpbot is begging for a blocking right now, I’m resisting as best I can but he’s putting me to the test tonight.

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first 13, later 17*

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How pathetic that all but one of the Democratic candidates will drop out!

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I don’t get it?

Booted geedge

What’s a geedge

According to urban dictionary

A large stain left in a pair of underwear after a night of heavy drinking, usually after blacking out

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Haha I’m dumber than Trump

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Pure rage at today’s events and the bots taunting.

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“nothing too fabulous” is thinly veiled “pete buttigeig isn’t actually gay” conspiracy theorizing

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Looking up a 3 letter word and feeling smart about it ← as in I had to look it up because all I had was computer assisted drawing

and it’s not computer assisted drawing either, but computer aided design, god dammit I’m dumb

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Preet is working his way through the bargaining phase of grief acceptance:

https://twitter.com/preetbharara/status/1227454533883834368?s=21

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Gonna need a Fuck Trump badge.

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