The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/1225167293518315521

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I haven’t seen anyone mention it ITT but My Cartoon President is hysterical.

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Over/under in length of time before Trump tweets about acquittal?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1225174713992990721
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Expected a “TOTAL EXONERATION! THANK YOU!”, but this will do the trick.

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Biggest day to gloat in his entire Presidency and he gives us a rerun
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1142157838153895941

Dream: Trumps estate is sued into oblivion by his sexual assault victims, Fredo 1&2 get nothing.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1225179058000089090
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The incoherent ramblings of a madman tomorrow at high noon, as he announces that he’s going to sic the Space Force on Mitt Romney and that Captain Kirk himself will be going after John Bolton. Boba Fett will be going after Adam Schiff, the bounty to be provided by… don’t worry who it’s provided by. The wall just got 10 feet taller, 1,000 more kids are getting separated from their families at the border, California gets one senator from now on (and it’s Feinstein obviously) and he’s going to dig up Soleimani’s body and blow him up again. MAGA, y’all!

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Remember “Republicans hate Trump, they won’t say they’re impeaching until they stick the knife in his back?”

Yeah I was one of those idiots. JFC I’m dumb.

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Can somebody shop Romney in the sheepish dinner pic with the deal with it shades?

They hate him, but not as much as they hate losing primaries.

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Yep, having even the one R vote in the history books has got to drive Trump mad.

I actually clicked his tweeted video earlier thinking for sure it was a video of him strutting into the Senate after the acquittal vote

And their bench is perma deep because the dumber you are the more electable you are on that team

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Purrrrrrfect. Tweet that baby

Who runs the twitter account?

@kre8tive

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