The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

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The final resting place for that pen needs to be up his ass.

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This fuckhead needs a nickname that will stick. Fat Donald is too obvious. UP could make a name for itself by coming up with one that sticks. Seriously…

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I’m 5’10” 175 and I’ll enter the cage with your fat ass anytime, anywhere motherfucker.

God bless the United Shashes!

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You don’t need a clever nickname. Hell I like Donnie Dum Dum. What you need is some media apparatus that will repeat that nickname over and over.

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Don the con is my favorite.

That requires a candidate who will repeat it.

Disagree. I mean it has the necessary ring of truth, but conmen are (in the pop-cultural imagination) cool.

Idk, Dumb Donie, mushroom dick… needs to be pithy, true and humiliating.

Stfu Donnie you’re out of you element is probably too niche.

Donnie dumbfuck works for me.

Old Dirty Dotard

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It would take the “courage” to do it once and the newz would run with it bc sensationalism and stuff

no-nothing don, btw

It’s always donnie diapers. Becuae he wears a diaper all the time. Make him deny it.
Over and over until its all anyone ever thinks about. Folks the fake news they say I wear a diaper. Me. I don’t wear a diaper. A diaper! On my butt. I don’t wear one folks. I don’t do it. No diaper.

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I really like this. It exploits his leaks pretty damn well.

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Plus the even the civility libs might go for it because they think it’s just calling him a baby rather than a senile old fuck who shits his pants constantly. I just want to see the NYT headline Trump denies wearing a diaper all the time.

King Baby is becoming more and more appropriate.

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