The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

This was only EIGHT DAYS AGO?! What the fuck. Time moves at such a glacial pace with this administration.

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1202344441924571136

Less than you’d think. The business community is coming around on climate change a lot faster than the politicians are… and I can tell you why. My brother is an actuary at a big P&C and they are looking at really bad numbers.

The incentives are shifting and the business people and power brokers are shifting with them.

Hopefully once the olds start retiring we’ll see some big movement.

That’s not enough. They need to die off. They will always vote against CC.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1205156716054241285
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Just checked he’s tweeted or retweeted 91 times so far today.

What’s really fucked up is that (at least so far), it isn’t even the busiest twittering day for him this week.

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What The Fuckkk

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I guess he just talks into his phone to tweet because his hands are probably way too arthritic to tweet that fast.

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1204890008320200705?s=19

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It’s mostly retweets or this thread would be thousands of posts by now.

If Zelinsky is smart he’ll wait until about a week before the election. (assuming you don’t count the imaginary chance that the Senate might do anything)

Trump just admitted the other impeached presidents were criminals lol

In case we wanted verification where Trump will be

  1. before impeachment
  2. during impeachment
  3. after impeachment

He’ll be at Mar-A-Lago

Someone needs to install an add-on to his phone that makes him wait 25 seconds before he can tweet again, allegedly

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I wonder how many late nights goofy spent deciding whether the bot should include retweets. The man is a saint for such a mercy.

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https://twitter.com/JamesGleick/status/1205134493339783169

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This back and forth should be in the 2020 version of websters next to the new entry, Ok, Boomer

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https://twitter.com/nktpnd/status/1205039317472681985?s=19

Plot to Die Another Day

They thought if they plagiarized the plot from the one nobody saw that we wouldn’t notice. Have to wake up pretty early to get a 007 reference past micro!

;)

I’m not actually that big a bond fan, never saw that one, just googled “bond with Asian villain” and scrolled passed Oddjob, and the plot doesn’t really match.

I could have just gotten away with it though because really no one saw Die Another Day.

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