The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

I can’t not see that shot from Empire Strikes Back. It’s so uncanny.

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Probably votes Trump anyway.

https://mobile.twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1217995775235502080

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Looks like he’s trying to imitate that Michael Jackson performance he did at like the Super Bowl bear the end of his life.

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Don’t know what you guys are all up in arms about. That’s how any healthy, height weight proportionate 239 lb person stands. If y’all weren’t morbidly obese keyboard warriors you’d stand like that too.

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Damn, my pony threw a shoe moonwalking.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1217999649665167360

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Wait, did he say the DOJ is torturing people to keep them quiet?

https://mobile.twitter.com/therecount/status/1217976509635448833

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Also, wtf, this guy somehow manages to speak less coherently than Trump

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1218000286742208512?s=20

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Seriously, is there some kind of mafia-thug finishing school all these guy went to where they teach you to speak in strings of loosely related dependent clauses?

Yeah… It used to be the streets, now its MaraLago

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Is English Lev’s first language?

Yeah. He came to the US at age 3. He also speaks Ukranian and Russian but apparently not well enough to pass as a native speaker.

It’s like an imaginary world made out of equal parts Castlevania, Neoclassical architecture, McDonald’s, and hell. It is undoubtedly one of the greatest presidential photos ever taken and arguably a significant work of art.

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So with Lev implicating Pence, who else do we impeach after Pence or before Pence? :grin:

Obvious grounds for 2nd impeachment then.

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