The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

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Translation: “Of course there was no imminent attack. Who cares? Get over it. Also, fuck you.”

LOL, They should talk to their boss about this. I think it was…8 hours ago that he assured us the answer to the eminence/imminence question was a “strong YES”.

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The beauty of the GOP brand being “whatever part of this makes you feel better” is that there’s no longer any need for a coherent message.

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Trump ruining my enjoyment of the CFP final. God dammit.

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https://twitter.com/rachelweinerwp/status/1216815611122155520?s=19

prosecutors dropped new charges of transporting child pornography and obscene materials

Obscene materials included

pornographic images of…baby goats and other farm animals

WTF?

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Are there any Trump campaign associates who aren’t serious criminals?

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I mean, if you walk into a room and everyone inside is cutting up Cocaine and counting cash and you don’t turn around and run, you’re probably a criminal.

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I hear that Manafort guy led an otherwise blameless life

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what do these drooling MAGA dipshits think is going to happen if they get hunter biden on the stand?

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Like, do they think he’s gonna give them hillary’s emails?

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https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ZjoT/mike-bloomberg-2020-pre-existing-conditions

Bloombergs commercials would be super effective if he wasn’t in them, so hopefully he sticks to his pledge to keep shoveling money into the race after he implodes.

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Goddamn, Seth is taking on the WAAFers one night at time. Almost enough to make me pick up my discarded optimism.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1216868840556113921?s=19

senator bad guy: these documents clearly show you took FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS EVERY MONTH from the shady, foreign, corrupt company at the center of this HUGE scandal, is that true?

hunter biden under penalty of perjury: i don’t agree with your characterization, but yes

sbg: answer the question yes or no! he won’t answer! answer the question or i will have the sergeant at arms lock you up right now. so what is it?? yes or no, mr biden??

hbupop: yes

sbg: the very same corrput company which hacked the fisa courts to interfere with the election and attempt an illegal coup of Our President. that’s treason! you’re a traitor! you colluded with ukraine to betray our great veterans and take away all the guns from sportsmen across the country. the biden family is the most corrupt political dynasty in american history. they are deep state and they want to take away preexisting conditions.

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First he’d have to plode

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TeaPainUSA/status/1216903598971531264

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1216954477783048193
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1216961142867681280
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What a sick self-aggrandizing fuck.

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