The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

He was as much a philosopher as we was a scientist. I think he kind of started the humanist movement but maybe I’m just guessing at that.

I mean, watch this shit where Eratosthenes successfully measures the circumference of the world based on some old scrolls and math and trigonometry and shit. It’s so baller. That is mindblowing stuff no matter how old you are. If you have children, you must introduce them to Carl Sagan and also James Burke. Jesus, just put them in front of the screen and put Carl Sagan on, I guarantee they will go nuts for his style.

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I took a run at a new title: Losers and Suckers Sink Ships

Is it a keeper?

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Man, just watch this shit. If you have young children, this will blow their minds, it’s so great.

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I’d have gone with “Bunch of other nautical terms happened”, but yours is better :smiley:

CNN really keeping him honest. Next they’ll be breathlessly reporting on INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK!

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1302514392362295296?s=19

Good to know you are totally focused on 11/3 and not on the pandemic and the hundreds of thousands of dead Americans or the millions unemployed.

But hey, re-election is all that matters, right?

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With Curb music.

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Lol he was about to do a face palm and remembered people are watching.

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PRESIDENTAL HARASSMENT

I found the Captain…

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrentTerhune/status/1302370759705268229

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Your pony is next to his boat on the bottom of the lake :stuck_out_tongue:

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The cough is just perfect.

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Weren’t you among those on here who were saying impeachment was a waste of time? I don’t see how you can criticize someone who was in favor of going hard in the paint on impeachment when your position back then was that the Dems should have done less. It seems like now you are criticizing them for not having done more in the way of impeachment. Does not compute.

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