The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Evangelicals, to the tune of Bob Seger:

We used him, he used us, neither one cared
We were getting our share

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Whether it’s by dumb luck or sheer brilliance, Trump really does play the maga idiots perfectly. He puts them in a position where they can feel smart by rejecting facts and “not falling for the radical left disinformation campaign”. It probably gives them a huge dopamine hit to not believe all of the bad news about Trump because it is the first time in their worthlessly pathetic lives where they truly believe they are the smart ones who are in the know.

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“MAGA gets it!” He’s right about that. As long as the racism is strong, nothing else matters. And the racism is really strong.

Laurene Powell Jobs? A REAL billionaire?

Do tell Charlie Kirk! Is your di di dirty Charlie?

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1302383906235330561?s=20

:grinning::grinning::grinning:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1302598740704985088

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1302451314740297729

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Are you under the impression that Republicans accepted Mueller as legit? Wtf are you even talking about.

Edit: originally wrote Comey because it’s tough keeping all of these bipartisan lions of the justice dept straight.

Imagine defending Bob Mueller in September 2020.

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And for how many years did Cohen continue to work for Trump after Trump called his daughter a piece of ass from whom he would love to have a piece?

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Antifa navy is coming for the Trump boat parades.

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He says as he finishes his 193847382th endorsement of the year

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Just some light campaign violations by the guy currently running the USPS.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1302645526039597061?s=19

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Meh, this year is unique and I’m confident that the dems vote by mail voters are significantly cannibalizing the Election Day total because dems are voting by mail and repubs are voting in person. I mean this is still good, but it’s not as phenomenal as it appears on the sruface.

He doesn’t do it lightly, because she is Black.

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All Cohen’s stories do is make HIM sound like a beta cuck simp. None of them move the needle on what people think of Trump at all. We know he is and does all these horrible things and has for 60 years.

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Lol

Trump, who once used his charity to purchase a large portrait of himself, is known to display in his private West Wing dining room mementos from various official trips and encounters. Over time that’s included a pair of shoes gifted by musician Kanye West and an Ultimate Fighting Championship belt.

As for the three pieces Trump took from the Ambassador’s resident all were fakes or copies. He has the best taste.

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My original position was that they should focus on hearings and such, and getting lots of mileage out of it, and not impeach him since it had no chance of kissing to his removal. Then I changed my mind and was for it.

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