The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

She DID CONFIRM all that other stuff? Thanks for clarifying, CHump.

Wheel first is stupid. Move to a real city that knows how to do show them properly.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302228546874732544
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Catching up
J before W. As a scienceBro I claim it to be true.

The no arms guy is phony. Born that way. Never served. Saw a story earlier.

This will gain Trump exactly 0 votes. It will cost Trump more than 0 votes. Winner. Bonus cause it is true and everyone deep down knows it’s true.

Sunday news shows should be interesting.

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Here is time and channel for jeopardy everywhere.

https://mattcarberry.com/Jeopardy/j-airing.html

I never went on Wheel of Fortune but I did attend a George Foreman fight once where Vanna White (super super super tiny) and her obnoxious husband sat directly in front of us. He threw a fit demanding they let him have crystal champagne flutes on the floor and how dare they expect him to drink out of plastic. Of course that’s not my favorite part. My favorite part was that my childhood idol, Walter Payton sat next to me.

I know in DFW for most of my life Jeopardy and Wheel were not adjacent. Jeopardy was on earlier in the afternoon and Wheel was in six o’clock hour.

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LOL, I know Matt Carberry.

Story time?

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The reporter made this up, but it was also probably John Kelly.

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When is the first debate? Biden could probably get Trump to call troops losers and suckers live right now by just hammering him with McCain, bone spurs, etc.

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All of this Trebek talk made me want him to moderate one of the debates

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/409906-alex-trebek-apologizes-for-performance-as-debate-moderator

According to a Watchdog.org analysis, Trebek spoke for more time than either of the two candidates.

Lollllllllll

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Well that settles it

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/515121-mister-rogerss-widow-on-trump-i-think-hes-just-a-horrible

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I did an AMA on 2p2 when it aired. I’ll see if I can dig it up.

ETA: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34/other-other-topics/ama-about-being-contestant-wheel-fortune-1332057/

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That’s got to be the first rule of debate moderation, don’t talk more than the candidates.

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https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1302258797503827969?s=19

It would be unseemly

“So Donald Trump will do anything and everything within which to win. And I believe that includes manipulating the ballots,” Cohen said.

“I believe that he would even go so far as to start a war in order to prevent himself from being removed from office,” Cohen continued.

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On the other hand, if you’re moderating Biden-Trump…

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Not nuclear war, not COVID, not global warming… not even republican tropes like socialism and communism… nope… Teaching racial sensitivity training is the greatest threat to Western Civilization!

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The President this morning made ~20 retweets related to eliminating federal trainings on Critical Race Theory and White Privilege (“marxist”, “racist”, “divisive”, “indoctrination”, “destructive”, “poison”, “demonic”, “propaganda”, “un-American”, etc.)

Sir, if Critical Race Theory is indeed the greatest threat to Western Civilization, why have you literally never mentioned it before today? :thinking:

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