The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Well I’ve tried everything else, so maybe you’re right in this instance, but are you sure you know what 100% means?

90% kidding!

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Bob did always strike me as a faux socialite. Just look at those glasses.

No need to take shots at the cisvisioned.

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https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1283392637676990466

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Narrator: It was 18.5 years before Trump died in office, succeeded by his son, Donald Trump Jr., who ruled for another 40.

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Kill ours.

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In timeline ‘A’ maybe. In the darkest timeline on Jan 21st 2021, Trump is banning Twitter.

I had been told getting lasik at some age like 40 or so when I looked into it would mean needing reading glasses for sure. Is that not true anymore?

(I don’t need reading glasses now)

Chronology is a motherfucker.

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Ten days < two weeks

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Spoiler those images please

Done. They seem relatively mild to me at this point. Buckle up for the next six months.

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Thx. I feel like maybe not worth it for me though since I only wear glasses like 10% of the time as is.

You guys heard about this “Hatch Act” thing? Really sounds like we got them all!

GG everyone

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