The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Oh we’d enjoy it, but we also know that Trump needs attention more than anything so simply pretending he doesn’t exist is the best way to hurt him.

I want him in a cell, totally alone, totally powerless, with no one giving the tiniest shit about him. I don’t want him to be in a situation where he can still tweet, and most situations where he still could it’s probably a really bad thing.

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So much this. I had it done at 27 and I’m 40 now. I enthusiastically recommend it to anyone considering it.

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It’s just non stop.

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fyp

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I think I’m a good candidate for Lasik, but have always been too “scared” to do it. I know the % of something going wrong are tiny, but if if if it does, it’s my damn eyes and I’d be depressed the rest of life.

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When I was 41 I used to laugh at my wife who couldn’t read things in the distance like I could, then I had to have my eyes tested for a driving licence. Now I wear glasses and she still doesn’t.

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Just some more Hatch Act violations and also not letting the interviewees know they would be used at the RNC just for kicks.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/08/28/nyregion/nyc-tenants-rnc-video-trump.amp.html

Your Pony violated the Hatch Act

I had Lasik 11 years ago. I agree, best money I’ve ever spent and I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

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I wear glasses cause they make me look smart

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He’s getting a thrill that no one can do anything to him

https://twitter.com/ichotiner/status/1299538705380564995?s=21

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Just you wait.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/1299714015652753408

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Yeah I considered lasik but glasses make me look fucking adorable and smart.

Plus I legit dont even notice them.

If you were a contacts person I could definitely see lasik being life changing though. Or if you looked like a dweeb.

Only time they suck is if I’m going to the water park or playing a sport. Then I just pop in my old ass contacts. Super annoying you have to get a new script every year or two though

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Not to be cliche me, but glasses are one of the sexiest things a person can wear. Literally 100% of people are hotter with glasses on.

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