The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I heard he’s overseas, scouring Ukraine for the cure Hunter Biden didn’t want us to find.

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He’ll say it, but it won’t play very well. I mean with his base, yeah, whatever, but not as well with the general public. Oh, hey look, this guy in debate prep with the president who almost certainly got it from the president died.

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Yeah. Minus the banging his daughter part.

This would be most effectively done behind the scenes.

Thx. Can’t watch it and get to sleep tonight. Did see the clip at 1:03-1:10. :slight_smile:

You sure about that?

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Heard yesterday that Melania has symptoms less severe than her husband and is recovering at the White House.

Definitely not Ivanka. Florida man ain’t gonna allow that. Maybe Tiffany. I could see that.

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Any idiot that buys the “no big deal” story from a president that needed to be airlifted from a place where he was getting competent medical care above and beyond what most of us could get in our local hospitals to a world class hospital and be admitted for days/weeks isn’t salvageable anyway.

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“Chris who? Chris Christie? Oh yeah, right, I only met him once or twice. The bridge guy, right? We called him Fat Chris, when you talk about underlying… I can tell you this, that man was what I like to call obese. Very pre-existing.”

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Sad

This is not the place for conjecture sir. We don’t know that he wasn’t banging his daughter.

My pony is not banging anybody. The early pony gets put out to stag. The late pony goes to the glue factory.

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I’m the farthest thing from a Trump stan, but I think that moving the president to Walter Reed if he tests positive is completely reasonable. Even if he is asymptomatic. They should want to take every possible precaution and have anything they could possibly need available at the drop of a hat.

So Trump’s COVID being “no big deal” is certainly in the range of possibilities that follow from “Trump was taken to Walter Reed”. I’m not saying it’s true. But it is possible. Plausible, even.

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We’ll likely never know what exactly happenned. However we went from “trump has some mild symptoms and will convalesce at the whitehouse” Friday morning to “We are airlifting the President to the Hospital” Friday afternoon. There is no way it was just done out of “an abundance of caution.”

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I go for a 3 hour walk and no new pozzings or any news whatsover? WTF IS THIS SHIT

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1 new pozz, Trump’s body man.

SNL season premiere with Chris Rock in 10 minutes.

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Does it? Being a racist didn’t hurt his election prospects a lot. Being a misogynist didn’t hurt his prospects. Being an adulterer didn’t hurt them. Being a serial sexual harasser didn’t hurt them. Being a narcissistic compulsive liar didn’t hurt his electability whatsoever.

I’m willing to believe I’m just jaded at this point, but I don’t really see how getting infected with an illness that his supporters don’t think is a big deal in the first place really does a whole lot. The people who are about to pull the lever for him are convinced that Biden is far less healthy TODAY.

I know 536 and the polls say Biden is winning, but we’ve been through this once before, and I don’t know that I’m convinced that the polls this time around have figured out how to capture the shy Trumpkins.

Arrgh.

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