The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Think about how voter turnout could be affected if he died tomorrow. All the tools for shenanigans still in place. A GOP that now looks infinitely better than it did before. And with a 6-3 majority.

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I feel like this is a sharp electoral move in basically every other country but USA#1 dumbest country on earth.

Optimal is he dies a few days after losing the election

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https://twitter.com/DoctorYasmin/status/1312547631579701253

https://twitter.com/DoctorYasmin/status/1312547630325657601

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You missed:

  1. Chris Christie checked into a hospital.
  2. Rick Scott announcing he tested positive because he, like George Constanza, thought negative was bad. His own campaign had to correct him.
  3. In medical terms, 72 hours is really 48 hours and 48 hours is 24 hours. It’s like a real life Inception.
  4. I, along with most of the forum, tested negative for sympathy.
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Inject the Seema right into my veins.

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I called the “misspoke” lie even before it happened.

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Somehow I missed this. What a god damned fucking moron.

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i changed the title from hour to minute, so if anyone doesn’t like it, i’m the one responsible

It’s of little concern. We’re going to need a new thread by the end of the day.

Hard to keep everyone’s positions straight on all of this as we rack up thousands of posts per day.

Haha good observation

Why do we make new threads? Does it get wonky after too many posts?

When I get a heart it’s like 50% from you.

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I hope you’re right because the left is going to do it regardless. I don’t blame them, I’m just stressed about this whole not being a democracy anymore thing.

Especially stupid when you consider he made his fortune ripping off medicare for a health-care company.

It’s exactly what someone pretending to be DS would write.

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Yeah, apparently once threads get to 10K posts, the site has problems handling them.

Yes. It’s not recommended to have threads with more than 10000 posts.