The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

We already did the same thing, it leaked today that he was in fact getting oxygen.

Spray tan application technician tested positive earlier today.

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Why couldn’t he have French kissed Hannity instead of just calling in?

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This contradicts the doctors saying he knew Wednesday.

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The White House is lying to claim he didn’t knowingly go pozz people for money.

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Doctor changed his story. When he said 72 hours ago he really meant Thursday night.

The current official story is that he never had it (i.e., known positive test) on Wednesday. Doctor just made a mistake at the press conference.

He was trying to go with the if you don’t get tested do you even have the virus play but it backfired when Hicks positive test was leaked and people started to ask questions.

If that leak didn’t happen these assholes would have tried to carry on doing their appearances and infecting even more people.

He doesn’t look great in the vid, but I associate hospitals with fluorescent strip-lighting, which is green compared to the orange of tungstens etc. Doubt even doctors with relevant experience could divine much from the vid, let alone shmoes like me.

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For those who are not sure whether they really want a particular person to die:

Ask yourself whether you would throw them a life preserver if you walked by them while they were drowning, given no one would know if you didn’t.

For those who are not sure whether they want Trump to die:

Ask yourself whether you are willing to take a few hundredths of a percent greater chance of dying if you yourself got infected, since his result, for various reasons, correlates with those chances.

For those who are not sure if this is really me:

Ask yourself who else would write a post like this.

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I know, Biden’s literally the worst!

I lol’d

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Quoted without further comment.

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And if you believe that, my man @microbet has a sweet deal on a bridge for sale.

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He’s been there for over 24 hours. Pretty sure that was enough time to bring in lighting equipment - and it’s definitely something Trump would have done.

I believed it was you until this part at the end. I must ask myself, would you add this at the end of a post like that?

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https://twitter.com/speechboy71/status/1312425164655788032?s=21

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It’s something Trump would’ve done if he knows the potential significance, if he can and if he’s allowed to. That’s a fairly significant parlay imo, and granting it admits so much that counters the assumption that anything meaningful can be gleaned from it. 24+ hours is enough time for him to record audio and have a healthy-looking DeepFake mocked up to synch with it, for example. Don’t hang anything on that video, is all I’m saying.

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https://twitter.com/mollynagle3/status/1312544536233758725?s=21

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