The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

So yeah, not surprising, assuming he survives he’s going to try and kill even MORE people than he would’ve otherwise.

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Assuming Trump survives, he will absolutely never admit he did anything wrong. Which, if that’s how he plays it, is definitely a bold strategy Cotton.

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Christie knows he has to start getting to the hospital early before someone closes the bridge to get there.

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Anyone reading that statement still think it’s poor form to hope for the worst? He’s going to weaponize his recovery.

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Glad to hear it. It is still always the case, because there is so much out there, that if someone is sick it is more likely than not that it is not Covid.

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Trump is just profoundly stupid. There aren’t enough hospital beds for Americans to go out and “confront the virus”. Plus, a positive outcome for him means nothing. About 210,000 have died from this disease and the outcomes are extremely varied. We already know that most people survive.

Have to say, even with Trump getting the virus, I’m still not panicked.

Then again, I don’t need to work in a meat processing plant while 2 kids do online school on a computer I can’t afford.

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Nothing to be afraid of. You know, assuming you have immediate access to medical care in your house, a helicopter to take you to a world class hospital where you will receive cutting edge experimental treatment, and a team of like 15 doctors.

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I’m happy I got to inspire a Vince meme. That’s worth more than Joe getting elected.

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You shouldn’t hope for good health on evil people. That is morally wrong.

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I’m happy I got a chance to do a Biden +100% Vince meme.

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He also wanted to get there in time for dinner.

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He doesn’t care.

What are the odds Trump knows the average American doesn’t get a team of 15 doctors?

The right move for Biden in this time of crisis, the president potentially being seriously ill is a huge crisis, is to act “presidential”. He needs to be reminding people how a leader is supposed to behave and respond in turbulent times. He is doing great so far.

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https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1312491865095241729?s=19

If Trump is making statements thru Rudy then he doesn’t have his phone and isn’t tweeting from his account

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https://twitter.com/joolsd/status/1312479523720445954?s=19

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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1312498207163736064

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